Crazy Letters
Writing letters to companies about the things they sell is a fun way to get free coupons for products, but writing crazy off the wall letters to companies and getting free coupons is even better, and is a great creative exercise.
Here we feature some crazy letters our staff has sent, and received from companies ... Enjoy!
Note: Letters will be scanned as PDF files.
Letter to Dean Foods asking them to market egg nog as a powerful, fast acting laxative
Letter to Orkin Pest control about wanting to get rid of unwanted house guests
Letter the Heinz Catsup asking them to sell 5 gallon buckets of catsup in local stores
Letter to Kraft Foods asking why pasta noodles are not sold wet instead of dry
Letter to Ralston Purina asking if full grown dogs can eat Puppy Chow
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Another letter to Purina asking if it is safe a dog to eat cat food
Yet another letter to Purina asking if it is safe for a cat to eat dog food
Asking companies about pets and babies always gets results:
Letter to Ivory Soap asking if it is safe to use Ivory [bar] Soap to wash a dog
Letter to Mazola Corn Oil asking if their corn oil is safe to use as baby oil
Letter to Pillsbury flour asking if flour can be used as baby powder
Letter to Nabisco asking the serving size of Oreo cookies for a baby
Letter to Milk-Bone dog biscuits asking if their biscuits are safe for teething babies to use
Asking companies about non-existent products is also fun:
Letter to Motorola asking when they will have a working time machine available
Letter to Ford Motor Company asking them to bring back the Model T